Just got done watching the trailer. Fuuuuuuuuu...

stars H.E.R. as Belle

Yeah I don’t know what the hell that nonsense is. Maybe it got it’s name from the street featured in the second movie, which came out eight years after Cloverfield.

For the unfamiliar: the Cloverfield franchise gets its name from the Cloverfield Station

47-year-old Charlize is hotter than 27-year-old Charlize.

her early directorial notes onset were more focused on making her “fuckable”

Tom Hanks, That Thing You Do!

I’m an alligator

I’m in. It’ll be my first cinema experience since Covid hit. As a lifelong Bowie fan, and being fairly knowledgable about his history, this sounds far more esoteric and exciting than a route documentary treatment.

My review of this review: not enough exclamation points!!!

You are not alone. It had some really great action scenes, but the rest was mostly macho bullshit or saccharine cliches. Basically exactly how I’ve always felt about the original.

Good point. Yea, Tom Cruise gave up on dramas 20 yrs ago with magnolia, or maybe vanilla sky. It’s been nothing but actions movies with him essentially playing the same character in every one. It’s like he’s trying to continuously prove he is still a blockbuster star, despite his age. Dramas are for old guys, Tom…

Yes.  The movie about the 60 year-old man who can fly the end mission from Star Wars a million times better than a bunch of 20 year-olds is definitely not a wish-fulfillment superhero movie.

I figured the first one was just what Lucy looked like at this very moment. In the ground.   Waiting 

The original looks like a bronze of Michael Shannon playing a cross-dressing serial killer.

This is outrageous.

How about commemorating all of the hard working real life meth dealers, Albuquerque? How about them?

Man, this is gonna make me shed tears...guaranteed.

If the books never come out then they cant end the same way as the show.

Holy shit, Cartman had a Clyde Frog doll on South Park, I thought it was just some generic made up thing.

For old fogies who can remember this, like myself, the scariest episode(s) of Sesame Street were from 1970, when Mississippi’s PBS station committee banned the show from the state network’s inaugural broadcasts period because the show’s integrated cast and neighborhood setting were deemed unsuitable for Mississippi’s…