Warner Bros. responds:

I figured the first one was just what Lucy looked like at this very moment. In the ground.   Waiting 

The original looks like a bronze of Michael Shannon playing a cross-dressing serial killer.

This is outrageous.

How about commemorating all of the hard working real life meth dealers, Albuquerque? How about them?

Man, this is gonna make me shed tears...guaranteed.

I saw JFK Jr drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s,

Sue. Write new laws. Elect new leaders that will restore order and democracy. Pretty simple, really.

Fuck Joe Manchin. We need two Dem senators in Florida (and more in PA and WI). Making Joe Manchin redundant should be the top goal of every Democrat in the country.

100% this. Let me know when Apple releases a 2 week battery life always-on watch like my Fenix 7. Won’t happen. Apple (and their customers) prioritize looks over function, Garmin the reverse.

If the books never come out then they cant end the same way as the show.

I think large dump trucks with a crane arm and a powerful electromagnet or big claws.  Pick up, dump in back, compress, repeat.

These are the same idiots in South Africa’s parks who try to take a selfie with a lion… and then are horrified when a lion acts like a lion. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Let this reporter be your guide to how to deal with bison:

Is there a grandstand where I can watch the gorings?

I remember driving with an ex-boss once when we came to a scene with cars stopped on the highway and people getting out to approach a lone moose. “That’s a really bad idea,” I said. “Why? They’re vegetarians! They won’t eat you!” “Uh, no, but they can still stomp you to death if you piss them off. Remember, they’re a…

Wait, the cars are mating and producing spawn too? Damn, we’re extra fucked now.

“God, people are stupid! People are really f*cking dumb!” - George Carlin

How hard is it for people to stay away from the bison? They’re wild animals, they’re huge, and they can absolutely fuck you up if they feel provoked/threatened/spooked.

Well shit, I learned something day. 

Things are so bad in the USA, even robots are protesting.