This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

"What do you expect when you come to Dallas?" Lions safety Glover Quin said.

Definitive proof that the subway always has been, and always will be, fucking disgusting.

"Nice spirals."

"I worked there...no, they didn't fire me. I quit. I was simply working there so I could study them."

The story is half accurate, so when Chuck threatens to sue you, ya need to get it right. He pooped himself whilst on the floor (allegedly). He did not poop on the floor. Link to (alleged) photo follow, as it is of a graphic nature (pooped pants): Poopy Pic

It's amazing how even the best artists don't sound so good when you strip away all the fancy accompaniment. It doesn't matter whether you're listening to vocal goddesses or guitar gods. Even Carlos Santana is not immune.

"...from there it gets a little confusing in the testimonies of the witnesses and Wilson."

Ben Roethlisberger

They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

I like the chicken parm analogy, and I tend to agree. But I think brewers do the same thing with hops, you know?

The Cavs are currently on pace to finish 21-61, which would put them in danger of losing home-court advantage in the first round of the East playoffs.

Mookie's lucky he didn't get Ten, given how serious the charges Vs. him were. It's like he has No Code and I don't know why he didn't simply Yield.

It is very possible that nobody takes himself more seriously than J.J. Watt.

Fixed.

Interesting, this article differs in some pretty significant ways from the passages from the story that Bob Ley read on Outside The Lines prior to the story being officially published. Among other things, the report Ley read on air appeared to confirm the AP report of the NFL having received a copy. There's also…

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

Agreed, her response was overkill.

When will you be posting the illustrations of what Disney princess pussies look like?

WHITE LADY GETS MARRIED TO ATTENTION

"not letting a kid have an entirely harmless name ends up making a government look rather petty."

The government of a small nation state like Iceland has a responsibility to protect their culture and language.