Tonic water was for malaria.

MJ would have already won the series

Of course, that was a Simpsons joke that he was “owning.”

These speakers are trash

These speakers are trash

That isn’t a Telecaster...

Ernest Byner not getting stripped against Denver.

You do not need a discreet headphone amp for these headphones.

You do not need a discreet headphone amp for these headphones.

*extremely nerd voice*

Klosterman is, by far, the worst thing to come out of the last decade. And that decade included 9/11, countless disease epidemics, and a George W. Bush presidency.

The combo of totally common "Dan" with the rare AND topical "Slama" puts this at my #1. The only way it would be better is if it was a rare and topical first name with a common last name like Smith.

How did this photograph come into your possession?

Please, "cracker" is the correct nomenclature. There are no hills in Gainesville.

Hey FYI you don't have to write +1. This isn't Google+.

Yes, I can't wait for Samberg to flare his nostrils and make funny faces while playing tennis

She is NOT PLUSSED SIZE. THIS IS SKINNY. WHAT IS WRONG W/ U

"Restaurants"

MSG is made of salt and glutamate. Without both of these things, you would DIE. It is not a neurotoxin and if you have any sort of reaction when eating Chinese food, then you're having a reaction to something else. There are many things that are common allergens in Chinese food, but MSG is not one of them.

Why isn't this being called a "drone?"