I miss cargo pants. I really loved those ones with the zippers at various length, so you could make 'em into shorts or capris at will. Remember those?

Did you not watch the video? Women are harassed on the street and in other public spaces constantly. It makes us feel uncomfortable and unsafe and we don't know when a seemingly harmless interaction is going to turn threatening. If you approach a strange woman, she is forced to evaluate in a split second whether…

Oh no no no I would marry Captain America in a heart beat. Just wholesome and handsome and big-hearted. I wouldn't even mind the patriotic speeches. And my parents would just love him.

Fine, MOAR LOKI FOR ME

...I-I care. Barry is an excellent husband, if a little more bland than his nephew, but Bart is so damn endearing. I'd love to marry him, ignoring how much older than him I am, depending on where in his confusing timeline we are.

I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO SAY MR. MIRACLE I LOVE YOU.

Also, THANK YOU.

A lot of heros are already married and did a pretty good job, depending on what arc by what asshole we're talking about.

Also, Batman can't have a lasting relationship because he can't trust anyone that much. They've already addressed this in the…

I am the terror... that flaps in the night...

I was thinking I would sic my thirteen year old geek son and his super power on here to talk about night wing. His super power is He Will BORE YOU TO DEATH!

I feel like "ish" is the only way to describe comics sometimes.

"so I can recommend the nerds that do start yelling"

Also a pet peeve of mine, THE FLASH CONTROLS THE VIBRATION OF HIS ENTIRE BODY. If you can't see how that translates well to the bedroom you might not be creative enough. Also even if he doesn't last long, no refractory period. Sorry, I've got a thing for all speedsters. Even Pietro and hes kinda a condescending dick.

The Falcon, though.

"I am not the cougar ginge of his dreams unfortunately."

Hi.

The feminist in me is chuckling at this. The comic book reader is flipping desks that realistically very little of this is accurate at all.

Duh! Marry Bruce, have Alfred do all the husband stuff. Alfred will go to the DMV with you. Alfred will cook you dinner. Alfred will tell you which outfit you should wear to the wedding of the cousin you don't really like.