It’s not bad. 

The kroger flavored ones are good too!

I love LaCroix, but it’s pricey, and the kroger brand flavored seltzer water is just as good. Also King Soopers subbed a brand called Spindrift that uses actual juice and has a ton of flavor in my clicklist order the other day and I am overjoyed. 

I just got out of a five year stretch of Indiana living for five years. There were definitely a lot of things wrong with Indiana, but it wasn’t a nuclear wasteland. So that’s something.

I lived in Indiana for five godawful years while he was governor. The worst shit that happened was not a nuclear war. (The worst shit that happened was a HIV outbreak, which is admittedly hella bad, but not Dr Strangelove bad).

This article made my day!

You have a point. On the other hand, his other stuff is seriously funny, and he’s clearly very smart and it is a damn shame he doesn’t have more empathy. And I think it’s kind of a backhanded compliment, because you want artists you actually like to take stances that you like. It’s like... Orson Scott Card’s…

Disagree. Rufus Wainwright all the way.

Also I would argue that telling Latinx students that they will be deported and African-American students that they are going back to Africa takes ALLLLLL the cake for wildly inappropriate. We are full force wildly inappropriate already.

So I should just hide under a barrel and let these kids, many of whom have already come out at twelve or thirteen, take the full brunt of it?

I’m a middle school teacher in Indiana. Around 90% of our students are on free and reduced lunch.

My students (7th grade) will not, not say anything about it while asking me to go to the nurse. “It’s personal,” they tell me, grinding their lips together, like I don’t know what the fuck that means. I check the “personal,” box on the nurses’ pass, and just shake my head at them.

The lack of delicious fucking Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs in the clear list makes me die inside.

Yes, particularly today’s “Testing is bullshit” Obama.

Indeed, I’m sort of horrified to discover my 5’7” kitchen privilege. On the other hand, I’ve never heard complaints from my 6’0” mom about the height of her kitchen counters - which are 1960s standard. She’s always been far more concerned about the fact that she doesn’t have much workspace.

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but fuck that. The basic white Murrica diet is killing us, so I am personally going to try anything that seems conceivably healthier and tastes good.

See also “wait, what about Thor’s real hammer!?”

I am sort of surprised at the idea that there were any single ladies on there looking to be participants in illicit affairs. Like, my experience of being a participant in cheating was that it pretty much sucked for all parties. (Vastly different than my experience of being a participant in open relationships, fwiw). I…

At least no one has publicly given up hope on the Ogopogo.

And then we can hike down to the new Aurelio's on Roosevelt. My family was there today and they ran into Joe Jr. Himself and it was apparently just as delicious as the original.