I assume from you comment that you actually did muster up the tenacity to hear some or all of Trump’s pointless ramblings in West Virginia tonight. I salute your courage and would like to call attention to some of his “Best Words.”

They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

It’s almost like you can’t trust someone who is near the top of a notoriously corrupt industry.

The Democratic Governors Association released a statement.

It’s almost as if the Democratic Party should’ve supported an actual progressive.

It also depends on WHO is telling it. Izzard is a world-famous comedian, genius, and re-invention artist who happens to be a cross-dresser. When you are a Renaissance man who happens to look marvelous in lipstick and blue eye shadow, then those jokes are funny.

I’m sorry, I needed to come back to this:

Yep, that happened to one of my friend’s kids in CA. Two little assholes told him to go back to Mexico, and he said back, “fuck you, I was born here.”

Mine for the onset of cramps/bleeding is Not A Mother’s Day, because it turns the worst day of it all into a celebration...and a celebration means cake or ice cream. Or pizza. Maybe all of the above, if I’m really feeling it.

“I have grapes.”

I FaceTimed with my 5 year old nephew after he saw the movie, and he said “I want to have the Force and fight like Rey!!” Seeing him idolize a female character in a sci-fi action movie literally melted my heart into 100 tiny feminist pieces.

Dude has zero light saber training and force powers yet held his own against a Sith. He also pretty kickass working the turrets and killed a bunch of stormtroopers. He’s more than a supportive rock.

I just loved Rey in this new movie. She is capable and strong.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

you know, if you look at old marriage forms(I do genealogy so I’ve seen tons) there used to be forms that said” On this date yadda yadda M_ (Fill in name) and M_(Fill in name) were united blah blah blah.

Unless you want pepper-less mashed potatoes, white people’s historic foods have got nothing appetizing to offer.

But white people get criticized for NOT eating ethnic food as well so... I’m gonna go ahead and be in the wrong but with better food.

That is because European food sucks. It is bland and mushy.

In this case, I think you need to understand: White people food is terrible, unless “boil the shit out of it” is food you want to eat.

No. You have kids, you forfeit certain things. You want brunch? Go to a family restaurant. That's what they're there for.