They're talking about the menu plans for what they serve in the cafeteria, not what parents pack in their kid's lunch. If you want it to be up to you what the contents of all your kid's meals are, just prepare your kid's lunch's for them.

There are a lot of people who think that being a vegetarian is more expensive, which definitely amazes me. The vegetarian dishes are the cheapest one on every restaurant menu. Do they think that's because the restaurant feels sorry for us? Not that maybe the raw inputs into those dishes are cheaper? The only thing I…

God forbid children eat vegetables! The horror!

Don't get me started on how Taco Tuesdays is racist*. What other enlightenment can I receive from FOX today?

Fox Hosts Agree: Foreign languages aren't real. They're just speaking jibberish to make us feel like jerks.

99 problems with the north American school system but meat ain't one

I hope she can lead a normal life and won't be ostracized or face professional consequences for this weird relationship. She sounds like a pretty cool person who means well.

I will worship any god and kill any person I'm told if I were promised two dishwashers. Fuck. Dishes.

I need 2000 Chris Pratt to rescue me from a band of unsavoury men set on defiling my person. Preferably, he will rescue me on horseback while wearing a kilt. My bosom will be heaving appropriately as I gaze into his cerulean blue orbs.

...I want this to be a poster on my wall in the year 2014.

No, it wasn't. It wasn't in any way, any of her fault. She's fucking 9 years old for goodness sake. This is absolutely 100% the fault of the fuckwit who put an uzi in her hands, switched it to fully automatic, then told her to pull the trigger. The fully grown adult who, at any point, could have said "You know…

Can we talk about how there's a huge drop off in pretty bras and a huge increase in trashy-looking bras once you reach a certain size? Seems like every time I see a cute bra they never make it above a C cup. But the ones that look like Little Bo Peep fucked a leopard are always available in my size.

And yet they keep a page showing a kitten in a bucket being doused with kerosene and then lit on fire. WTF.

Man I really love the Obamas. They seem like they would be great people to hang out with. I have a college friend whose father was a victim of the Fort Hood shootings (terrible and tragic). But, she got to meet the President and First Lady at the memorial, gave the POTUS a hug (!) and talked to Michelle about her…

Why do you hate America?

Shit's kawaii as fuck.

I'd use it so much, you'd be able to consider my crotch a sylvan glen.

Doesn't Melissa and Doug already make a line of wooden dildos in more pleasing, vibrant colors?