The hateful homophobe will probably be glad to hear that their beliefs are hastening their own deaths because, you know, their reward will be in Heaven.

My mom wouldn't let me have a Ken doll and I now realize it was because she didn't want me pretending to make them have sex. Nice try mom. #lesbiandreamhouse

As a mother to a high-functioning autistic son who doesn't get physical when he's over-stimulated, I find it really disturbing and upsetting that you've linked autism and sociopaths together. Autism is such a wide spectrum and there's so little knowledge out there about it generally. Autistic people don't lack…

Plus, the whole satanic cult thing makes me take anything she says with a huge grain of salt. I'll admit, she went very old school with that one.

This happened to me! I saw her a few years ago with my mom and our favorite song is Liquid Diamonds. I had no expectation of hearing it live because what are the odds with such an extensive catalogue...but she played it and it was wonderful!

Steve confirms that it is in McCormick Place and is saddened that you did not get to see Rufus Wainwright play, but is optimistic that you will have the chance in the future to do so should you desire!

You're welcome. I'm currently doing a 30 day eating clean challenge, and pinterest has played a major role in cooking ideas that are healthy and tasty. Without it, I would have probably giving up after a few days.

If she insults you, I would just say something like, "I find that offensive. Please don't say such things about me." Or something similar, stay calm and repeat the same phrase every time she gets in your face. So what, you over shared, she doesn't get to beat you over the head with it forever.

Tori Amos is a goddess. Her music changed my life.

I've been binge listening to 'Little Earthquakes' all week. Tori is the best!

Be Batman.

I came to Arizona because I heard it is covered in desserts. Upon arrival, I was informed that the state is actually covered in desert, but I believe the word "desert" should not have such a narrow definition. As long as I use the word "desert" to mean "dessert," I should be able to find the miles upon miles of ice…

Oh wow. The plot twist at the end.

Or, ya know, you could get your friends together to stand up to the older kids, tell them to quit being douchebags, and make the game a better game overall.

Tbh, he doesn't even look all that committed to it. Like, if you're gonna suckle (ew, Mark) a young lady's breast for the purposes of pictures, get into it, dude. Go for the gold! Don't do this half-assed shit.

I'm not saying that you yourself can't use soap. Please, do what you want. I'm saying that those of us with chronic yeast infections shouldn't put detergents near/on our delicate ladybits.

I hate that style too, that's why I can't stand Upworthy.

(again, not so much an issue for the 5th graders)

We eloped. Friends and relatives were upset and disappointed but they all got over it. The marriage is about only the two of you. The wedding day shouldn't put you into debt. That can't be the best way to start a marriage.

It's amazing how much weddings bring out the snottiness in people, from all angles. If you elope, you're selfish, but if you spend money on a wedding, you're a stupid piece of shit. If you have a wedding without spending a fuckton of money, then you're not properly accommodating your guests, and you may as well have…