Every single one of those ladies is doin' it wrong. I divert your attention to the only debutante the 'verse needs:

Oh, come on. How would that work? What do we do about the oldies who have spent all their income on designer clothing instead of saving for retirement so they can shuffle off out of the way?

You should have just bought an iPad.

Oh God, I can't stand physical proximity to someone when I'm trying to sleep. Not only does it need to be like 50 degrees Fahrenheit in my room when I'm trying to sleep, I need space. THE REPUBLIC OF SLEEPING ARI DEMANDS SPACE. I can't even imagine trying to sleep with someone's breath on my face. Or hair in my…

There needs to be a dating site just based on your bookshelves. Could you imagine? "You and user Bookluver86 have a 92% compatibility rating because of your shared interests in: KURT VONNEGUT, NEIL GAIMAN, JULES VERNE. Message user?"

It is and it's my husband's because he insists on supporting every single Firefly related anything... Ever.

Your shelf is so...so neat!!!! Also you have great taste in books....is the Serenity book any good? Also cute cat! My kitty likes books too! Notice her paw stuffed between them

You picked a fine example.

I mean, I was trying not to be cissexist. So.

On a semi-related note:

NORMALLY HULK WOULD SAY "HULK SMASH" IN THIS INSTANCE, BUT THIS TIME IT SEEM TOO EASY FOR HULK.

OMG NEXT WEEK I WILL DO FICTIONAL ANIMALS WHO FUCKED SHIT UP LIKE A BOSS

Here's a story about my Mom (RIP):

Emboldened, no doubt, by the Japanese Penguin Who Goes to the Store Wearing a Backpack,

What people are referring to I believe is an actual stomach. Those pictures, although her stomach isn't "flat", it's still flatter than mine and I am decidedly average when it comes to weight. It's common for anyone that's marketed as plus size to still have a stomach that looks relatively flat, which I'm fairly…

Right? I want someone with a protruding belly, which is my main problem.

People like...freebees??

Not sure. Pregnancy is terrifying in any society, and it is a particularly fraught concept for young woman in a rough economy whose political landscape is dominated by talk of an uncertain global future and demonization of basic reproductive choices. Add in body issues as a major focus of the media and you can have…

Can I have this one? It looks the fattest and I love a fat baby.