I just want to say that 27 years ago when the internet was anonymous - and not even really the internet - when trolls would appear we did NOT ignore them at all. Generally it would go something like Troll appears and tries to troll, everyone on the message board/in the chat room tells them off in no uncertain terms…

Let me show you the smallest violin.

Or you can save my fiance and I a trip to the bad end of town and just send us drugs. Thank you.

If we're going to talk about how class enters into wedding gift giving, then let's make sure we do it properly: many people give gifts (even, gasp, off-registry gifts!) because actual gift-gifts can be found at a bargain, and they cannot afford to give a cash gift that they don't feel embarrassed by. A gift is a…

Oh jeez. Public pools are fine. Chlorine works. Have fun! It's OK. This article is alarmist and silly.

Water parks should just not admit anyone under 5. You wouldn't take a small child to a roller coaster park because they are too small for most of the rides. So water parks should set a minimum age or height so they can keep diapers and small children who can't control their bodily functions out of the water.

Dear JayZ: you will never be this awesome.

Hmmm. That headline..... I mean it's not incorrect, in the sense that those two things happened in that order..... But it's a little misleading.

It's ok, you can stay inside with me. I'm fat and am not supposed to go out in public offending people's eyeballs.

Ah, okay. I may be in the teacher minority here, but that's okay by me. Education is a long process and sometimes kids have issues that get in the way of schoolwork for a bit. I don't think anyone is well-served by insisting that a crappy grade absolutely has to stay in the grade book with no "do-overs" allowed.

Although I don't like your tone, I'll say it: I am overweight because I eat too much and in order to support my family I work a pretty sedentary job with long hours and a lot less time to exercise than I'd like. But that doesn't mean I should get bullied about it or made to feel like less of a smart, funny, beautiful…

Well, you can't pillage without probiotics!

As a man I love my murse. It allows me to take my iPad mini, 3Ds, allergy medicine, and aspirin everywhere I go without cramping my pockets up.

The next time you get mad because an Attractions worker won't let you ride because the restraints won't click enough times, please remember this.

As someone who spent a few years operating roller coasters, let me just remind you that the roller coaster is many, many times safer than the car you drove to the park.

Meet Christ Almighty*. This thing sits on a chair by my bed, forever plugged into the wall, and I have habitually forgotten to put it away before company so many times that by now I don't even bother. All my friends have seen it. The guys always tell me that they'll never sit in that chair again, to which I just roll…

In addition to robbing sweet young girls who've been sexually molested of the thing that helps them recover, there's a lot of neocolonialism in the anti-religious atheism. "Religion" is not just the Catholic Church, or Christianity, or even the 5 major world religions. Religion includes the faiths of different Native…

Thanks for this perspective; I have found myself really thinking about this issue quite a lot with respect to my own girlfriend and it's nice to be reminded that sometimes if you are TOO concerned with reaching the goal, it's easy to slip into the territory where it actually becomes less about her pleasure and more…

Yeah, but not everyone comes easily. I sure don't. Unless I'm using a vibrator (which sure, I have integrated into sex sometimes) it takes me for-freaking-ever to climax. And my husband is awesome, so trust me when I say we've tried plenty of things. I've reached the point where I'm totally fine just having sex and…

As someone who has been sexually active for a year and a half and still has not orgasmed (once I was close... and then there was a knock on the door), I feel like you're going to see a significant difference based on the gender of the partner in question.