Diet Dr Pepper is so good that there is no reason for a regular Dr. Pepper. I am going to get DDP tatooed on my shoulder so I can proudly display to the coroner what killed me.

Serious question: Why is it okay to make fun of Catholicism? When the Church tries to impose its belief system on non-Catholics through legislation then I understand calling them out on that. But I can't really see how Catholics voluntarily engaging in this practice are bothering anyone else or hurting anyone else.…

Reminds me of John 18: 33-34:

Hey guys. If you follow me on Twitter, I will do you one better.

Jesus loved it when people called women sluts. He was all "throw stones at those sluts!" I think that's how the story goes.

We were at Disney World when he was about 7 and after our ?nth meal of ice cream and fries, he said, "Mommy, I think I might need some real food." Busted. So, so busted by my 7-yr-old!

That dog deserves his or her own action adventure movie. I would watch it in a heartbeat.

We are a weird species. How is it that we're not attracted to ourselves in our natural state?

I too have thick, dark body hair. I can't go one day without shaving because it grows back so quickly. Add to that my pale, pale skin and there is no hiding anything. I shave because if I don't, I'll look like Tony Shalhoub with tits.

I shave because I loving the feeling of smooth skin. Shaved legs on cool sheets? Fucking awesome.

Side bar, but my frustration at not getting to view these clips is always somewhat alleviated by this:

He is just trying to suck you in and make you think he is cute, and then BAM! he bites you in the face. Gah! Snakes!

I am amazed I was ever effectively toilet trained. One of my first solid memories is running out of the bathroom and into the kitchen to my mom, yelling "Mommy, there's a NAKE IN THE 'MODE!! A NAKE. IN. THE. MODE!!!" (We lived in Alabama at the time, translation, "snake in the commode.")

What a shock. A bunch of white women in Florida think it's okay to shoot a black teen male to death. I mean, we are talking about the place that didn't want to bring him to trial to begin with.

Why is anyone surprised!? Here are the facts:

This is my cat. I got her a little over a month ago from a rescue.

I like your stlye. :) I've thought about donating money to a bunch of Democrats in her name. She's a Glen Beck, Fox News believing, gun hoarding Republican. So, I'd love to see her face when she got a thank you & a bumper sticker from the DNC. Lol. I've also considered donating to Planned Parenthood.

Everything's bigger in Texas, including constitutional violations.

VELOCIRAPTURE!