A lovely housemate I had during the process of college degree #2 introduced me to the joy of Zinfandel, which is not, as I discovered just a pink thing your parents drink when you are in high school.

It sounded like it kind of was.

OMG! Some friends of mine bought them to help their kid poop!

I teach kids in this age group. At least one of mine can write like this.

They closed the Super K-Mart in my hometown too.

In the marvelous technological future, this will not matter. I have coffee with my family a state away sometimes from our respective kitchens. soon, shopping with random people who you talk to on the Internet.

Someday, when there is wi-if everywhere, you will be able to go to the store and video chat with a friend at a different store about what you should buy.

We should go right now!

And they are evil fashion pirates!

Let's just go to K-mart instead.

Let's just go to K-mart instead.

Let's just go to K-mart instead.

Let's just go to K-mart instead.

It's ok, though, because evangelicals are about as Christian as Pontius Pilate.

What's the word for people who use retard as a pejorative?

I hope s/he sexes you like a vibrator, because otherwise, damn, I'm sorry.

My Dad and I were just chatting about this. We thought the pardon was a joke, an insult. The man deserves a knighthood or a presidential medal or something for all he did for the Allies and for modern computing. Maybe Awesome Cumberbritches can help raise some awareness about the gross injustice done to this man.

I think that one of the most important community service tasks we can do as responsible grown-ups is to occasionally hang out in places where teens ask questions - like Yahoo Answers - and make sure they get true and judgmental answers to their super-important questions. I don't remember to do it all the time, but…

Denton is a last name. And a town in Texas.

My mom read a book years ago called, "Toxic Patents," and it helped her deal with her own basement-hoarding parents. Perhaps it would be a helpful read. In the meanwhile, all the love and feels.