What's the word for people who use retard as a pejorative?

I hope s/he sexes you like a vibrator, because otherwise, damn, I'm sorry.

My Dad and I were just chatting about this. We thought the pardon was a joke, an insult. The man deserves a knighthood or a presidential medal or something for all he did for the Allies and for modern computing. Maybe Awesome Cumberbritches can help raise some awareness about the gross injustice done to this man.

I think that one of the most important community service tasks we can do as responsible grown-ups is to occasionally hang out in places where teens ask questions - like Yahoo Answers - and make sure they get true and judgmental answers to their super-important questions. I don't remember to do it all the time, but…

Denton is a last name. And a town in Texas.

My mom read a book years ago called, "Toxic Patents," and it helped her deal with her own basement-hoarding parents. Perhaps it would be a helpful read. In the meanwhile, all the love and feels.

My mom read a book years ago called, "Toxic Patents," and it helped her deal with her own basement-hoarding parents. Perhaps it would be a helpful read. In the meanwhile, all the love and feels.

My mom read a book years ago called, "Toxic Patents," and it helped her deal with her own basement-hoarding parents. Perhaps it would be a helpful read. In the meanwhile, all the love and feels.

You are not a shitty son. You are an adult with your own shit to handle. Do not let your parents failure to get help be YOUR problem. It is their problem.

You are not a shitty son. You are an adult with your own shit to handle. Do not let your parents failure to get help be YOUR problem. It is their problem.

The fact that I was covered in Star Trek stickers and drawing the insignia all over my hands might have been a clue. ;)

Shoot, it's like no one on the internet has ever been south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Ehhhh. A lot of artists depictions of goblins have distorted and enlarged features. It seems to be part of the shtick.

Shit, it's like no one on the Internet has ever been south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

As a young newlywed couple with their first new Christmas tree, my parents left the apartment one morning, saying goodbye to their precious black kitten as they went off to work, blithely thinking that nothing could possibly go wrong.

Ooo, ooo. With Betty White as Berthe.

Mildly related tangent: how the hell do I teach my nine year old students with learning disabilities in Whitiana to be accepting and tolerant when I can't even get them to be tolerant of the annoying kid in our class who otherwise looks just like them?

I... what is this.... I don't even. Seriously, dudes? This is the best you can think of?

Fuck the chocolate squares. I got stuck on 65 months ago and quit because of chocolate squares.

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