Hey. You are awesome. I just thought you should know.

Tell them that every time you saw that post you gave another $1 to the DNC. Thank them for their contribution to the campaign to elect Hillary in 2016.

Apparently you were supposed to have a psychic alarm that alerted you to the presence of vegetarians.

Thanksgiving with my late grandmother were always something of a stressful affair, particularly after my grandfather died. This particular Thanksgiving, my sister instituted a policy where whenever something terrible and awkward happened, we would sneak out to the back porch and do a vodka shot. We managed to make it…

Do German teachers get paid a living wage? I could move.

Omg me too. Exactly this.

They work better in Chrome for iPad.

Somebody tell that gorgeous man that it is illegal to transport open alcohol.

Look at the momma! Of course that much cuteness is the offspring of a calico!

He was great, but they also covered him in so much makeup that you forgot it was him until the credits rolled.

I too live in the Midwest, but I will tell you a secret. Roaches are here, they are just better hidden.

I just... I was having a bad week anyway. I was full of rage and a constant desire to take on injustice with a two by four. And now? Now I am like, FUCK the two by four, I would like to take on injustice with a railgun.

Once a restaurant has roaches, it's really hard to get rid of them. Even worse, if a nearby restaurant has crappy sanitation? The little bastards are coming for you next.

I once quit a job because I had two managers in different retail departments (I was working at the big Marshall Field's in Chicago) who kept changing my damn schedule at the last minute because they couldn't agree on when they needed me. So I can't imagine STAYING IN ANY OF THESE SITUATIONS.

I just... oh jeeze... I haven't crushed on a guy so hard since high school.

I'm glad I'm not the only generally non-violent type who feels this way.

Potluck wedding is totally cool, particularly if you don't put up a wedding registry, and make it really clear that all you want is for everybody to bring a dish. I think it shows that you are financially considerate of both your relationship AND your friends.

Lindy,