She's Florindel, by Schleich. I found her at my local Rural King farm supply store (they have everything. It's mind blowing) but I found you an Amazon link in case you don't have a Rural King.

Here, this fairy wanted her own bookshelfie. Whatever, crazy cat lady fairy.

I just want to figure out what percentage of them are Billy.

Yeah, my sister and I lived at home for a long time, and now that we're not there, my parents really miss the pet-sitting and yard-watering service.

Don't forget Reepicheep if you do, Lindy! :)

Hulk, if Thor's not over it yet, may I suggest Loki? He's genderqueer and an equal-opportunity ruler.

My date to my sister's wedding came in a fedora. It was awesome. :)

I buy acetone because the other stuff does nothing to soak off chip-proof manicures. Also it does double duty removing the adhesive I get all over my fingers doing craft projects and gluing little caps on my cat's paws.

I don't think it is. I've enjoyed attending wine service weddings just as much as open bar.

I believe it is ok to say no to unreasonable requests, even when they are requests about the wedding of someone you love.

Yeah, every plus-size model I see certainly has a body shape nothing at all like mine. It's pretty disappointing- oh, you're the same cute as a skinny girl, just with bigger proportions.

Muppets are for EVERYONE! XD

Indeed. It is annoying that my cat-allergic friends can never come over to dinner, no matter how much I vacuum.

Try the reusable sea sponge ones. You get them wet and wring them out first. It makes a huge difference.

I see dairy digest pills in my future!

There's so much cool stuff on DA that I've never quite gotten why it's cool or edgy or whatever to make jokes about the furry porn.

Humans. We're humans. Some days we are magical teaching angels and some days we are not. On all of them, we are humans.

I took toys to Las Vegas! I hope the security people had a wonderful time figuring out what I was going to do with two types of vibes, a koosh-like flogger, and a leather slapper.

I had one of these. It actually was a novel sensation used against my clit. It's not really an insertion toy.

I love mine! OMG!