The attachment goes right on. Or an inside-out tenga egg.

With you!

Try those ICE fruit flavored sodas they sell in the skinny, tall bottles. They are reminiscent, but better. And they come in some modern flavors like blueberry and pomegranate.

This!

Oh, hey, then your mother should calm the fuck down.

Uh, no. the schools have a free early childhood screening for a reason. Early intervention gives a better outcome for the child.

Protip: your kid is failing something and you are discussing it with their teacher? Calm the fuck down.

Yup. The very pale skin is also a problem.

I have dark, thick body hair and I can't stand to look at it. Off it goes during any months where body parts are exposed. (Winter, less so, because I am lazy). But what really gets me is that I KNOW it's marketing and socialization and that my head has been fucked with to make me appreciate this unnatural look, and I…

Oh no. :(

Canada rules!

So my poking around on the internet indicates that there was another California firefighter-rescued kitten who was euthanized. It was sick and suffering.

A word of caution: I took a job a state away from my family. It was supposed to be more than a year, but it started with a year contract.

You win the internet

Well, you could just call them a shitty person and be done with it. *nods sagely*

Thank you.

Now is the time to learn to tailor! Or to seduce a tailor! Or something.

I am trying to figure out how my big fat apple-shape would look in a tailored suit.

Isn't that a variation on "golddigger?"

I just don't go the bars here. I'd rather spend my time and my drinks money in a place where smoking is not allowed, aka a restaurant or my apartment (the apartment itself, because gah, my building still allows smoking).