This is awesome, but where I live in Indiana, they haven't even bothered to stop the smoking in bars yet, so it's not likely I'm going to set foot in one anyway.

Actually, I've had at least one large partner who was pretty clever with his hands. And some smaller partners who were fucking geniuses, so whatever.

Additionally, the fact that it is a very problematic book in some ways makes it more interesting for discussion purposes, rather than less.

Fangirl squee: I think I've loved everything I've ever read by you, Callie, and I wish I could print out this article for my teenaged and college-bound students to read (even if it would so get me fired).

I think I read the books when I was a kid. I feel like it might be time to go back and re-read them. Jezebel, we should do the book club thing again!

So I found this strange pin on pintrest that suggested a combination of shaving cream and listerine-soaked-towel wrap for my crappy heels. It seems to be working and I don't know why.

It is also on iBooks. goodbye $12.99

Because I am pretty sure this is a thing all Americans agree on...

Jeebus. I just want to say that I am sorry that this happened to you.

I prefer my own somewhat cynical, patriotic offering.

I bet if you google it, there's already a website. :P

Puh-lease, we're in Chicago, and my sister is something like $60/plate.

After one of my before-care charges dyed himself bright blue while I was answering an adult's question in ten seconds, I underestimate nothing.

Why doesn't this parent know about the clean-up song?

While we're on the cat subject (OMG, Lil Bub, so cute), has anyone tried Tellington Ttouch with their cat? Trying to decide if I want to blow the $15 on the amazon instant video. Because I am clearly a financial slave to my furbabies.

I'd just like to meet him. And possibly have coffee.

Bingo.

Natural Balance and Blue Buffalo have some decently high-quality foods for a medium price. That's what my furbabies eat. XD

It shows a certain amount of geeky creativity, which I sort of like in a dude. As lines go, it's not the worst.

Forget the skeezy congress people. I love this picture. I love everything about this picture. Does it come in desktop wallpaper?