We don’t need any more long think pieces on Amy Cooper. She’s a cunt. It’s pretty simple. End of story.

Christ, these whores would find a way to monetize a damn hangnail, and squeeze every little bit of publicity they could out of it. Stunning and brave!

UGH more fucking Kartrashians?!? These assholes breed like rats!

Kylie is a “billionaire” in the same way that Trump was a “billionaire.” I’m calling BULLSHIT on those planted “Kylie’s a billionaire” headlines.

If Angelina Jolie would let herself age naturally, she’d look exactly like Jon Voight in a wig. Which is probably why she starves herself to the brink of death and keeps fucking with her face.

This goes against the Jezebel consensus, but from what I read the person she is portraying was not trans. She was a butch lesbian who dressed like a man, which doesn’t mean she identified as a man.

The left has to stop eating their own.

Next, Ivanka will show up to the detention centers in a tube top emblazoned with POVERTY SUCKS.

Google a pic of Jaymes Todd, that piece of shit who raped and killed her. Horrible human being.

These hip hop guys and their stupid fucking names. Riff Raff? Lil Pump? Boosie Badazz?

It’s the meeting of the mindless!

His wife has the same hair as Melania. Does that mean he wants to fuck his stepmom? Probably.

Ugh what the fuck is up with their dead-eyed, frozen faces?

Why did R. Kelly get a pass for so many years? It was always well-known that he was into underage girls (he married a 15-year-old for fuck’s sake!). And didn’t he have his own underage sex-golden shower tape leaked decades ago?

I’m not sure I believe this woman’s story. Why isn’t the production assistant being suspended/punished/named as well? She climbed on top of her while she was blind drunk, according to Aiysha’s version of events.

How does she find his dick?

As far as deflection tactics, I don’t think Kim’s newfound social justice concern is going to cut it. She’ll probably have to flash her minge again.

Fuck Kanye with Kris Jenner’s strap-on.

What the hell did this kid do to his face?

Hmm, let’s see, how about....none of it?