Oh good Lord, another think piece about fucking Cardi B?

No one loves this talent-free slag more than Jezebel.

Oh good, stupid people making more stupid people!

Oh PUH-LEEZE, that spoiled plasticized bitch is not changing any diapers. She probably barely touches the kid.

Best reality TV in the biz = best dog turd in the yard.

Ugh, Kim K—stop getting naked. You’ve made the whole world your gynecologist and we’re all sick of seeing your ugly tits and plasticized body and asshole.

I hate the Kardashian thing all the Instawhores are aping these days. The waxy skin, lips like a prolapsed anus, it’s all so revolting.

Well it’s a perfect name for a future porn star, if she wants to follow in the steps of her mother and aunts.

Oh good MORE FUCKING KARDASHIANS! These assholes breed like rats.

Cardi B sounds like Junior Samples with all her damn mumbling. Yes, she sounds like a cornpone white hillbilly stereotype!

I hate his stupid commercial he does with his kid, for (I think?) Beats headphones. Ooh, he figured out how to reproduce! Am I supposed to be impressed?

Yeah? And I am woman of mixed race who voted for Hillary. I was hoping that all of my left-leaning friends would end up doing the same, despite all their complaints about her. NOPE. Only a handful voted for Hills, the rest cast their little bullshit “protest” third-party votes for Jill Stein. And when I’m talking…

That’s cause Mariah is WHITE.

That’s some unfortunate Botox.

What, pray tell, is Kim Kardashian’s “scent?” Balles de Ray J?

Those are the butt-ugliest kids I’ve ever seen. That creature on the bottom right is the nastiest thing to ever crawl from a vagina.