Seriously

Seems like folks with the last name Ewell be out here wildin’ like a muthafucka. Examples include Mayella Ewell (yeah, I know she’s a fictional character) and Dana Ewell.

Nice Seinfeld reference.

Love her so much! She also plays guitar and bass.

Motherfucking Mirthful, I love that phrase so much!

One of the many idiotic things about it is that it was sent after the checks were deposited. My one regret is that I didn’t play Disco Inferno while it burned. Afterward I lit some sage to rid my apartment of the negativity of having such bullshit cross my threshold.

Those whose stimulus checks were direct deposited received a “This is what I did for you” letter as well. As soon as I opened it and saw what it was, I took a lighter and burned it in my kitchen sink.

He seems to be going for the Malcolm Little/Detroit Red look.

That was my first thought, too.

As my mama would say, he was ballin’ outta control.

My first thought was that he had been drinking. I saw an episode of Forensic Files where something similar happened with a government official, and he was drunk, knew what he did, and within a day or two sold the Jeep he was driving.

6. Wilma Jenkins: First woman to pair pound cake with fried chicken. Always kept a supply of this candy, which is only available to high-ranking usher board member.

Four years ago it was proven time and time again that he was a sleazy motherfucker, but the hubris of the Democratic Party lead to them not taking Trump seriously enough to put in the work to make sure he didn’t get elected.

I bet everyone who counted her as their black friend is really pissed.

That’s closer than close.

Starred for “White House lawn jockey”.

Thank you. This little boy made me giggle. I held it together until I got to his shoes.

“Your hand was on [the glass], sir. And you’re a little colorblind.”