No Mario RPG either :(

I can’t imagine the demographic of “parents who don’t play video games” is very active on Kotaku.

I used Ariados in a crystal playthrough once. I managed to beat both Johto and Kanto using it, Meganium and Noctowl. That was a weird game.

Yeah. I mean, I knew about it. but that’s only because it’d happened to me with these sorts of batteries before. Most people never have this happen, and so there’s no reason to know about it. I sure didn’t until I suddenly had to deal with it.

This happened with my first 3DS actually. Im pretty sure it was my fault though. I wanted to get more Shadow Links to show up in my Link Between Worlds game. And the only way to do that was through street pass or having the game spawn them itself every few hours. But it had to actually be playing the game, not in…

We dont trust them to remake final fantasy 6. But its more than just that. FF6 was made with a mastery of its medium. One of the last major games of the era, not just SNES but 2D games as well. Compare that to 7 which is a very, very early game on a completely new medium and it shows. 7 can potentially benefit from a…

Its an amazing game and I love it. Its not the hardest game in the world, but its not easy either. Its just a really fun experience the entire way. At first I would get annoyed that the save points would yell at you that you’ve been playing for so long, but eventually I realized why: You start playing and then youre…

Anodyne is the game that makes me feel free.  Ive never seen a game do what it does. Its unprecedented freedom, especially when you start to notice it. The power you get is honestly terrifying, if you think about it.

I’ll just leave this here.

you have an Asagi avatar <3

Well, that money’s going to be gone fast.

“planning out strategies to counter other teams.” A better strategy is to design a team where it doesn’t matter what your opponent does. You cant possibly predict every team, after all.

It looks like Secret of Mana. This is not a bad thing.

Yeah, I mean she was pretty obnoxious, but she didn’t strike him at all. Now if she had hit him first, that’d be a different story all together. Hell if she had done an actual headbutt, hitting her once and then cuffing her would’ve been an entirely legitimate amount of force to use.

They teach you how to correctly hold guns in pretty much any safety course.

like a fleshy Voltron

No biggie. You can start a new game on a new profile. You can go to the isle as soon as you reach the wild area. So not too far.

Unless a race’s alignment reads “Always Chaotic Evil” you shouldn’t really make blanket statements about them. Though statements about what the society believes about them are fine.

It was a really good game, and really hard.

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