The Right finally did it: They made porn unattractive.

“Healthy Request”

“Wait, should we be doing this? I mean, you’re my stepmom’s plumber.”

I was expecting twinks tbh.

Guys, this is no laughing matter. Clearly this is going to be hard for Ted Cruz to get through, but if I know Ted Cruz, he’ll keep pounding it out as a member of the Senate. He has the ability to come back from this, but it’s going to take some intense work on himself first. There’s no doubt that this is a sticky…

This is what happens when you decide to double-down on your edgelording after getting called out on it: you squander all of your goodwill.

We need a spoiler space to tell us whether or not Borg assimilated McEnroe.

It’s like when folks were calling for LGBT judges to recuse themselves from gay marriage cases “because they had something at stake.” Of course, the only argument against gay marriage is that it ruins marriage for straight folks, so one would think that straight judges have skin in the game also and might not want…

Did you Boehner too?

The judge was black and the chief is black, so I mean to me ... how does that look?

Fixed

Hey, you know what would stabilize the region? Threatening nuclear annihilation to China’s neighbor and also ending our trade agreement with South Korea.

Schrodinger’s Douchebag: an idiot who says something offensive, and either claims they were “just joking, don’t you have a sense of humor” or repeats and expands on it depending on the reaction it receives.

That said...

I am backing the Visigoths

Oh that is a, load up the truck with some, NO! Brought to you by a Jalopnik reader/

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…