Dick van Dyke cannot. Possibly. Still. Be. Alive. 

Isn’t this country-club prison, not pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

Who?

Did you know that soap, water, and bleach are all things? Has anybody explained how small works? God, these children.

That hat is fucking hideous.

Which bankrupted itself paying for the American revolution. What did Pershing say to Lafayette?

Phoenix is not civilization.

Okaaaaayyyyyy...... *backs slowly out of the room*

As reported by her mother, Mia Farrow, who has a virulent hatred of Allen, predating the birth of Dylan.

No, he was not in her life at all, actually.

Looking into the case just shows how bogus it really is.

He married somebody his ex-wife adopted.

Allegedly.

And nothing of value was lost....

If “winning things” were a reasonable measure of accomplishment, you would have a point.

Maybe she spoke that way because it’s not at all clear that Woody Allen has done anything wrong?

Woody hasn’t been convicted, or even indicted, of anything. His accuser is his mentally degranged ex-wife. Also, I don’t know what movies you’ve been watching, but in Manhattan, which is about a dude dating a 17 year old (and you must be very young if you think people thought twice about that in the 70s), he puts the…

Drew Barrymore seemed (amost) the only human being of the group, yet nobody here mentioned her at all.

She also does naked videos...

Yo, dumbfuck millennials: ever take a look at the white characters on The Simpsons? They’re all caricatures as well. Everything is a caricature. You know, it might be possible that, at any random moment, given a small enough sample size, that nobody is being oppressed. Jesus.