Hey, he died doing what he loved, being an idiot.

Local man confirms theory of evolution by natural selection during quest to prove Earth is flat. Story at 11.

See? If the Earth were round, as we are told by the Liebral Elites, the rocket would have functioned normally.

So is he now the flattest flat Earther?

Doesn’t scale well. The more ballot boxes stuffed or disappeared, the bigger the conspiracy to do it, the more people that can rat.

If there’s one thing I look for in my politicians, it’s neck thickness.

I’ll take ‘unravelling fast’ for 100, Alex

Truly, he’s a psychopath.

Remember that time a bunch of gun nuts tried to recreate the Charlie Hebdo shooting with paintball guns to “prove” that a good guy with a gun could’ve stopped it? And they failed every single time except when they ran away?

I realize I wouldn’t last long in such competitive fields as some dude would be pulling poop covered shards of a Bernie mug out of his skull and/or car.

Fecal matter is found on 99% [-1% for margin of error] self-serve registers at McDonald’s. 45% of Starbucks mugs tested positive for fecal matter. Every single airport carry-on TSA bin tested positive for fecal matter. Every single public bathroom faucet handle and paper towel dispenser handle tested positive for…

Too bad they didn’t lost 659, if you catch my drift.

Ieheard anotber one he supposedly said:

Man, people used to be so witty. That comeback is perfect.

LOOK HOW FUCKING PLEASED HE IS!

I was going to say, I saw that they had added that back in due to the outcry of people in academia and students.

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

I’m totally gonna get the tooth fairy to kick your ass.

Schooner or later, he was going to find it.

No, but I stared at the rocks long enough that I eventually saw a nice 3D sail boat.