If there’s one thing I look for in my politicians, it’s neck thickness.

I’ll take ‘unravelling fast’ for 100, Alex

Truly, he’s a psychopath.

Remember that time a bunch of gun nuts tried to recreate the Charlie Hebdo shooting with paintball guns to “prove” that a good guy with a gun could’ve stopped it? And they failed every single time except when they ran away?

I realize I wouldn’t last long in such competitive fields as some dude would be pulling poop covered shards of a Bernie mug out of his skull and/or car.

Fecal matter is found on 99% [-1% for margin of error] self-serve registers at McDonald’s. 45% of Starbucks mugs tested positive for fecal matter. Every single airport carry-on TSA bin tested positive for fecal matter. Every single public bathroom faucet handle and paper towel dispenser handle tested positive for…

Too bad they didn’t lost 659, if you catch my drift.

Ieheard anotber one he supposedly said:

Man, people used to be so witty. That comeback is perfect.

LOOK HOW FUCKING PLEASED HE IS!

I was going to say, I saw that they had added that back in due to the outcry of people in academia and students.

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

This is “BUT HER EMAILS!” levels of false equivalency.

One thing republicans are good at is attacking someone until regular people decide to hate them. They spent 20+ years doing it to Hillary and it worked like a charm and got Trump elected.

It’s not. It’s so frustrating, a liberal is exposed as a sexual predator, so there’s an outcry, we are disgusted, we support and believe the women so he loses his marriage job social standing, etc. Republican is exposed as a sexual predator and... republicans elect him as president. Then a year later yell how WE…

The left wants to elect pure innocent lambs when what we need are a few more immoral assholes ready to murder people and hide the bodies.

Do you even know how the Devil operates? Eve tempted the snake in the Garden of Eden with her titties and there’s a snake in every man’s trousers, so how can men resist titties?

I used to live in an apartment complex where there was a guy named Gary Ray Wayne.