Oh god, is he the male Dunham? Because he is so boring.

I am pretty sure Taxi drivers are murdered at higher rates than cops, however taxi drivers are not this fearful. So seeing bad things does not justify it. I’ll be back to comment with statistics of on the job murders to back my claim.

Muhammad Ali lost 5 times and he’s considered the best boxer of all time.

Yes. We’re not talking about sportsmen. As an acquaintance of mine likes to say about an even more egregious sort of right-wing posturing: “let us remember the incontrovertible truth that politicians love the death penalty because it’s the only way a bunch of paunchy, candy-ass white guys can look tough.”

Oh, Jim, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

Smell that Bill? Smells like someone’s presidential campaign just died.

Well ..... bye.

OK, shouldn’t have overtaken there but there is NEVER a legit reason for knocking a biker off their bike. That piece of shit deserves attempted murder charges. He knew he was gonna hit them, did he think they would just be ok after being hit by a car? No, he wanted to hurt them and they could have died. Absolutely…

The driver should be charged with attempted murder - but because he “only” hit a motorcycle, he won’t be.

The lesson is: never try.

Sample essay titles: “On Calicos and Condescension: A Year with Fluffles” and “The Woman Who Mistook Her Cat for a Hat.”

I predict a New Coke scenario is developing.

I remember reading once that Playboy was the reason Esquire dropped its nude pictorials - “Playboy out-titted us”, according to some publisher or other. Now it seems that other magazines are out-not-titting Playboy.

Sooooo....

Back in MY DAY we had to walk ten miles barefoot in the snow to lick the hairy back sweat off a Twitter user for essential Cheeto minerals. Uphill. Both ways.

“Your shenanigans...someday…”

I can’t wait to go to a party at the Playboy Lean-to.

I hear Cat Fancy Magazine, too, is gonna stop showing pussies, opting instead for thought pieces by Lewis Lapham and Paula Poundstone.

I'd want my tuition back if I DIDN'T see live orgasms. lol (j/k)