How is that lawn mowing coming along, then? I knew you weren’t a scientist, lol.

Yeah, Trump wasn’t flawed at all. Bible thumpers love grabbing them by the pussy.

But...her emails.

What??

Aren’t pharmaceutical opiates synthetic? Pretty sure.

It’s not. It’s octopodes. 4th declension.

Can a bridge consent?

Stomp twice for yes, Ed.

True love wants the good of the beloved. You’re talking about lust, which is different. You’re a very confused person.

John Goeghan was not “in love.” He was a sexual predator, same as a serial “adult woman” rapist. You need professional help.

You have to be trolling. Even Humbert Humbert was guilt ridden.

Those jerks sure do take care of themselves, though.

Satire. Comprehension fail.

I bet you took his “eclipse glasses are a product of big science” post seriously, too. Let me know how the eclipse looked when you stared at it, you idiot.

Satire, idiot.

Almost the entire market for US $100 bills is in support of criminal activity.

The vast majority of $100 bills are used for illegal purposes. The VAST majority.

You can’t carry gold bars to a car dealer, either, jack. They’re, however, exchangeable for our common medium of exchange, currency. Like, uh, Bitcoin.

These are awesome. But apparently there’s a lot of pre-literate people on splinternews.

You can’t be this clueless.