“Just...kinda...funny lookin’”

Man, I lost my soul wife in 2012, my soul father in 2012, and my soul dog in 2014. Getting tired.....

No doggy heaven. That’s the great thing about dogs — they live in the now, and they genuinely seem to try to have the best time they can while they can. And they die with dignity. We could learn a lot from them.

Jesus, take a fucking pill. You’re right — Dave Thomas pulled “Wendy’s” out of a hat for his burger joint, and had his daughter retroactively by artificial insemination of a sexbot to “game the narrative.” Cause Illuminati.

Read the New Yorker interview with the ghostwriter of The Art of the Deal. Trump actually is a moron of incomparable shallowness.

It’s not white privilege. It’s called “being an asshole.”

It’s not white privilege. The Nazis and the Jews were both white. That privilege shit is getting way overblown I’m part Native American, and, no, not every idea or action must be filtered through my NA filter for “acceptability.” That’s just kindler, gentler censorship. Hurting someone’s feelings is not in any sense…

I’ll say it: tolerating the burka is actually promoting intolerance. It’s shocking how many on the left are ok supporting the forced veiling of women or even the murder of cartoonists, in the name of cultural sensitivity. That’s a mistake. Watch — this comment will be pilloried.

Speech is free. But conduct is not. If they INCITE others to violence, that is not speech.

Jesus, Millennials and their pearl clutching.

You cleaned a wooden slab which holds goods in a warehouse?

You guys are really living the life of the mind...

Horde. He’s not standing up to a “big pile of stuff.”

It looks as if the Interior Secretary is busy examining her huge ... tracks of land. Then a little exit polling....

Do you think that Wash or Jeff would have voted to preserve slavery? Did anybody propose eliminating it at the Constitutional Congress? Just curious.

Yeah, but the media is stupid enough to go with the kid’s deflection. That’s the problem.

Trump’s line of reasoning (start about 1:40)

Mr. Burnenko, your writing in this piece touched greatness. I hate that this had to be the subject to inspire it, though, instead of how I’m using the wrong charcoal, or too much mustard, or something.

I see what you did there...

There’s always one...