Wow, somebody’s been done wrong. You certainly aren’t letting the bitterness take over your life...

Bitchiness, selfishness, and childishness: the foundation of a strong marriage. You sound like a keeper!

Can you lower the bathtub walls about four inches? Thanks.

Yo, media! How come when Trump grabs women’s asses, you spend about seven days on it, until the next Hillary email dump comes out. But TSwift gets her ass groped and it’s a headline every goddamn day?

But at least they’ll never go back, right???? Right??? I’ll show myself out, stopping to shoot myself on the way...

The Dude would say “hey, man”. And The Dude is not racist. Maybe you’re the racist, maybe.

“Bottomless brunch”? I’d buy that for a dollar.

London has more cams per capita than any other city on earth. The British are so American when it comes to shitting on the rights of their own people.

Yep, that would have totally made this a less insane situation, and been a testimony to the enduring sanity of homo sapiens.

I’m disappointed that people on that bus (assuming it was still stopped) didn’t knock some sense into that douchebag.

Because you can indoctrinate somebody into believing they are shit, that’s how.

Runners do not have right of way. Bikers do not have right of way. Doesn’t matter if the ped is lying in your lane. If bikers/runners expect cars to avoid hitting *them*, they owe the same courtesy to pedestrians. Enough bullshit. This dude is in need of a good beating.

Brendan Fraser and Phyllis Diller?!?!?! A-listers all the way down, baby! No wonder the dude is so high on hisself!

Maybe you’re the one whose absence nobody would notice... Except for the improvement in the smell.

Mr. Hawkeye: “don’t you know that only corporations deserve handouts, like the billions in subsidies that Musk is getting from the Feds? He’s a genius!!!” *frantically jerks off to pick of Musk*

Shut up, lickspittle. How’s Musk’s ass taste?

You’re overthinking this one, Butch....

I’m a scientist/engineer, and no, psychopathy is not the same as being “data driven.” Musk, instead, sounds like a guy who fell ass-backward into startup success, and thinks he’s God’s gift to the world because of it.

Plus, general anesthesia wouldn’t be worth it. A whole day of grogginess, to avoid 20 seconds of excruciating pain? I’ve been hurt worse boxing, and I kinda enjoyed boxing....

Because they want your feedback. When my yelp went up two octaves, he knew he had finally hit my sciatic nerve. And that was the end of the pain, after years of shots and surgery. The dude was an artist.