Stop pretending you can read, loser.

The dude looks like a younger, shittylookinglesser, Steve Bannon.

That’s what Barack Obama’s presidency taught us: that a black man can fail to live up to his potential, same as a white man. (And I love Obama).

Scorching hot take, brah...

Best writing: “I watched Star Trek. What are TNG, DS9, Voyager?”

“presumably because there weren’t any starships in Fight Club.”

What the fuck is with her face?

Minus ten knot sink is not something in the way of an accident. Enjoy the ride. And keep your seat belts fastened when you’re sitting down.

If it’s closed-source and really expensive, you can usually bet it’s an antiquated piece of junk.

I have also used your credit card...thanks.

Ones that value spelling, for one...

I’m surprised he didn’t threaten to cunt punch management...

Please be like this, every day:

If a poor person fucks something like this up, it’s “durr, durr, get your shit together, loser.” But since it’s a bunch of rich people fucking up, well...

Yep. Fuck that nutcase. More power to you.

Fuck you, try for “human being” in your next life, psychopath.

Way to work in the “my woman is bangin’” bit, as faux complaining. Well played.

I wonder if his wife is super happy about the direction this has gone.

That’s not how it’s spelled.

Writing is dead. It’s well written, but it’s not Disraeli before the Commons.