1. Use basmati rice. All else sucks balls.

Not in all of New England, they don’t.

Usually those have backup battery powerpacks. But still, jackasses.

It was the transformer blowing up, not the helium.

Huh. That’s what the cornea specialist treating my zoster infection told me.

The r is pronounced in French, but it’s glottally stopped, so it’s a subtle sound.

How about, we let the tiger get a pic with the freshly-devoured corpses of these shitstains? I would re-post that.

When my wife was dying of cancer (it had spread to her pelvis), they had the morphine cranked to a dosage which was so high it couldn’t be fully metabolized, and it still wasn’t enough. They told me it was a dosage which would have killed a naive...elephant. Ultimately, they had to induce a coma to kill the pain. My…

Usually, if you get shingles once, it doesn’t recur.

Had shingles in my left eye all through a trip to Paris. Walked around with one eye closed. Open, I scared people silly. Wasn’t as painful as having a cortisol spinal injection.

Counterpoint: “here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.”

Can’t believe you didn’t mention the other great scandal at the Seoul Olympics: when Roy Jones Jr, one of the greatest boxers of all time, took apart the Korean Si Hun Park. He dominated him so completely, that when the victor was announced, the referee raised his arm — and everybody was stunned when Park’s name was…

Bulleit comes from MGP, which is the source of many other hipster bourbons. They’re all the same, pick at random.

Most other booze IS made by Diageo, which owns Bulleit. It’s the largest drinks corporation in the world. Bulleit doesn’t make anything itself, never has.

Diageo is not an intra-family company. It’s the largest drinks corporation in the world.

Both made by MGP, basically shit from the same barrels.

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Meaning Monkey Shoulder is malt with some corn likker mixed in. Skip it and buy some Talisker instead.

Everyone’s pallet is different? You mean, your wood platform for holding goods is different from my wooden platform for holding goods? Or do you mean “palate?”

The only pot still distillery in Kentucky. But still not great.