Mr. Hawkeye: “don’t you know that only corporations deserve handouts, like the billions in subsidies that Musk is getting from the Feds? He’s a genius!!!” *frantically jerks off to pick of Musk*

Shut up, lickspittle. How’s Musk’s ass taste?

You’re overthinking this one, Butch....

I’m a scientist/engineer, and no, psychopathy is not the same as being “data driven.” Musk, instead, sounds like a guy who fell ass-backward into startup success, and thinks he’s God’s gift to the world because of it.

The dude looks like a younger, shittylookinglesser, Steve Bannon.

That’s what Barack Obama’s presidency taught us: that a black man can fail to live up to his potential, same as a white man. (And I love Obama).

Scorching hot take, brah...

Best writing: “I watched Star Trek. What are TNG, DS9, Voyager?”

“presumably because there weren’t any starships in Fight Club.”

What the fuck is with her face?

Please be like this, every day:

If a poor person fucks something like this up, it’s “durr, durr, get your shit together, loser.” But since it’s a bunch of rich people fucking up, well...

Yep. Fuck that nutcase. More power to you.

Fuck you, try for “human being” in your next life, psychopath.

Way to work in the “my woman is bangin’” bit, as faux complaining. Well played.

I wonder if his wife is super happy about the direction this has gone.

That’s not how it’s spelled.

Writing is dead. It’s well written, but it’s not Disraeli before the Commons.

1. Use basmati rice. All else sucks balls.

How about, we let the tiger get a pic with the freshly-devoured corpses of these shitstains? I would re-post that.