Counterpoint: “here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.”

Can’t believe you didn’t mention the other great scandal at the Seoul Olympics: when Roy Jones Jr, one of the greatest boxers of all time, took apart the Korean Si Hun Park. He dominated him so completely, that when the victor was announced, the referee raised his arm — and everybody was stunned when Park’s name was…

Bulleit comes from MGP, which is the source of many other hipster bourbons. They’re all the same, pick at random.

Most other booze IS made by Diageo, which owns Bulleit. It’s the largest drinks corporation in the world. Bulleit doesn’t make anything itself, never has.

Diageo is not an intra-family company. It’s the largest drinks corporation in the world.

Both made by MGP, basically shit from the same barrels.

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Meaning Monkey Shoulder is malt with some corn likker mixed in. Skip it and buy some Talisker instead.

Everyone’s pallet is different? You mean, your wood platform for holding goods is different from my wooden platform for holding goods? Or do you mean “palate?”

The only pot still distillery in Kentucky. But still not great.

Also from MGP. In a way, all hipster niche bourbon is identical, because it comes from the same (massive, corporate) distillery.

More relevant: Bulleit is not made according to some family recipe. Because Bulleit doesn’t make any bourbon at all. Like every other hot hipster bourbon, most of it is made by other Kentucky producers or at MGP in Indiana, which resembles a hydrocarbon cracking plant more than it does a distillery (they make some…

Once we take opiates away from cancer patients, that problem will just go away on its own...

“Now with extra formaldehyde! Feel that asbestos tang!”

You sold your back? Is that what you did? Or did you back-pedal instead?

BREAKING: White House issues plan to lower immigration, calls it “RAISE Immigration.”

Nobody actually cares what you think, troll.

Yeah, and seat belts don’t really save lives. Kill yourself.

That’s not what sparked the green revolution, idiot. That was good old fashioned selective breeding.

That happened in spite of Monsanto, not because of them.