No. Cops are not your friends.

How about you go fuck yourself?

Remember, cops are allowed to lie to you.

First they came for Trayvon Martin...

And yet, nothing will happen to these cops, especially not the prison sentences they deserve. You know what: #yesallcops.

Yeah, the millions of Somali people who only want a decent life for themselves, trapped between warring, um, warlords, fuck them.

He’s not stupid. He’s a garbage person. Fuck him.

Yeah. You just know that he didn’t abuse people in his power. No chance.

If only we could dye his skin black and alter his identity papers to make him officially African-American. Then he can discover what suffering is like.

You know what? How about we oppress racist psychopath cops until a dispassionate observer could feel sorry for them? The NYT ran a story about a woman imprisoned for her mother’s murder by a corrupt district attorney, the most reprimanded district attorney in America. Will she suffer for her illegalities? No,…

Huh. A racist cop. What are the odds?

It’s even better when you have terminal cancer. Or maybe some people just have no class, or something.

Gin is a hell of a drug.

She looks 58. She’s a whole lot younger than that fucking tired ass “no fucks to give” dumbshit bullshit nonsense.

Huh. Apparently your fellow Jebusites think it’s the shiznit.

Or they just like stringing random shit together, in the apparently well-founded perception that some people will believe anything.

You go, gurl. See you in homeroom tomorrow.

Now that is good Kinja.

Anna What’sit-I-Forgot-Her-Name for the win.

I bet I’d feel like Aeschines, after Demosthenes was through with him. (How’s that for a deep cut?)