She’ll probably change parties mid-term, saying she “always felt deep down I was really a Democrat.”

“buzzerbee is also a dick” is also true.

Maybe you need to wrap your head around a telephone pole, instead...

God, that needs moar stars...

Cyclists cause more mayhem, with the full approbation of crunchy San Franciscans, in their dayglo cycling outfits.

It’s always one dickhead cop — several times a day, every day, all year, every year, forever. If only we could rid ourselves of that one dirty cop...

Almost as if the cops didn’t need to be there at all...

Cyclists are a much greater danger, and injure pedestrians every day. But middle aged white men enjoy cycling, so that’s ok.

Great hypotheticals, but none of those things happened, when they were skating before the cops came, and none of those things happened after the cops left. It was just the cops who endangered and caused great bodily harm to the citizenry — but that’s ok, right?

If only the cops were similarly required to stop and think before being reckless threats to society. But they can’t do wrong, right?

They skated before and after the cops with none of those things happening. The only violence and carnage was directly attributable to the cops.

Lol, the majority of social service money goes to middle aged white people in Red States, who bitch about the laziness and sloth of others, while creating the highest rates of divorce, alcoholism, child mortality, and now drug abuse, in the nation. That shit doesn’t cost nothing, though, right? Yeah, it’s punk kids…

That’s bullshit. I was walking across the Brooklyn Bridge the other day, and I was under constant assault from recreational bikers going exactly the same speed if not faster, and with the same reckless abandon (actually this happens on every public way nowadays), but that’s ok because biking is enjoyed by middle aged…

Yo dipshit — what’s the motto of every police department ever instituted? I’ll wait right here.

Unlike the winners who post on Jez all day from their soul sucking cube makework jobs.

Clearly the dude deserved to be injured, because you have no rights once you break the law. Or something like that, right?

Huh. I guess cops aren’t racist after all — they’re, reckless, out-of-control assholes who are a danger to all mankind. Fuck the fucking pigs. And don’t bother with #notallcops. It’s #toofuckingmanycopsassholes.

Is that Buschemi? (sp?)

We bought beer wearing our varsity jackets with “85" on the shoulders, in 1983. It’s not your height, brah.

Really? Only then? I mean, they’re all assholes, right? Just waiting their turn, now?