No. Genetics.

Excellent humblebrag. Well played.

I was just carded, and I’m fifty. This means I’m employable for another decade, because I only look forty. Cling to it, baby.

Plus — “any possible doubt” does not equal “reasonable doubt.”

Since when does “men’s rights” have anything to do with sexual assault? Sure, men have rights. They don’t extend to sexual assault. There are no “two sides” to committing a crime like this.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Right, because Trump voters count for things.

“Mayweather would stand no chance in an actual fight.”

Yeah, and anybody with a 2x4 could beat the shit out of any MMA fighter. It’s hardly a sport, watching a guy get fucking choked. Why not just give them fucking guns and get it over with. Dipshits.

It’s not only the Catholic Church that incompetently or evilly ignores what’s right in front of them...

60 children! That’s almost as many as are killed by gun accidents in the home in, I don’t know, a couple weeks?

We’re too bony, and too infrequently found in the water to be worth the trouble. It’s like crickets — we’d eat them, I suppose, if they could be gathered in a bowl. But who would bother with a single cricket wandering across one’s path?

The thing about orcas is that they ARE the aquatic equivalent of humans: their habitat is worldwide, they’re ultra-apex predators, and they like to fuck the shit out of things just for fun.

Kobach is not just an election official. He went state to state, promising Secretaries of State that he could purge their rolls of thousands of Democratic voters with a computer system he had designed for Kansas. Not illegal voters — Democratic voters. He’s a professional disenfranchiser— that makes him the perfect…

No. Genetics, dipshit.

Most likely genetics.

No that doesn’t balance. You’re insane.

44.

People who think technology can drastically increase lifespan are like those who believe faster than light travel is possible — there are certain laws of physics that you’re trying to violate:

You’re a moron who can’t grok sarcasm, you fucking moron.