That Uday and Qusay thing never gets old.

Autism. He is not on this planet.

Because fucking white people are delicate, lily white, cracker-ass snowflakes.

What Pence doesn’t realize is that Trump’s supporters all believe the earth is flat (and 6000 years old).

Obama helped the party not at all, not then and not now. Obama has never helped anybody but himself, but for some reason he’s spared the opprobrium that haunts Clinton’s every action.

Yeah, Truman, FDR, and LBJ weren’t Kennedy’s equals, lol.

You’re high. Calling it the “Democrat party” speaks volumes about where you’re coming from. You didn’t mention that they killed Vince Foster...

Jon Ossoff.

“I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.” 

Pilot here. Consider the fucking TSA. Those are the people who are supposed to keep bombs off the fucking airplanes, and look at them. Can you imagine the corner-cutting, bribes, and kickbacks by which a Trump administration would “reinvent” air traffic control?

“The Department of Justice has arrested the federal contractor who is believed to have leaked the document. “

So Mika and Joe are fucking dressing alike, now?

The problem is that the attitude of the US patent office is “when in doubt, grant the patent; let the courts sort it out.” And then the dominant corporations can simply sue the innovators out of business, whether their patents are legit or not.

False equivalency, which led to Trump. Black incarceration is going to soar under Sessions, and blacks who failed to show for Hillary like they did for Obama are the ones who are going to suffer for it. Stop cutting off your nose to spite your face.

All except for “cracker-ass-cracker.” Which I actually think is right on, and completely justified, given why it was invented.

Criticizing Clinton may have been accurate, but you have to admit it was counterproductive.

I think Mahler was dead wrong. That said, why did you on the one hand write “n-word” and on the other spell out “kike”? Seems preferential.

Yeah...the author is the idiot. Got it. You’ve never, ever, read a book without pictures, huh?

Are there people on here so illiterate that they can’t recognize satire when they see it? Jesus, America got what it deserved last election.

How’d you construct a super massive anti-matter singularity, with all that matter floating around? Haven’t you been evaporated by gamma rays at this point?