Who, exactly, is romantic about the Victorian era? Are the kids swooning over bustles and flat caps, horse manure and knee-deep in the London mire? Is there a new Showtime series I haven’t heard about?

Um, no literate person would ever romanticize the Victorian era. Where do you read such things?

Yeah, those Dickens novels really sparkled, huh?

“Absolute Ass: the latest fragrance from Ivanka Trump...”

That woman deserves to die in a global warming caused flood.

He’s goin’ with Jerk Store...

They don’t select nurses based on brains. Especially not decades ago.

But then people will have sex at will...

Because we need to threaten “sluts” with death, and to teach our kids that sex equals death would be seen by these good Christians as a good day’s work.

Except the Social Democrats always held the majority of the seats. But we believe the lies of the right so easily.

Yeah. That’s bullshit. The left was pilloried by the government in Weimar Germany. Communist organizers were beaten at will, thrown in jail, and served long sentences on the flimsiest of charges, whereas Hitler served five years in luxury for attempting to overthrow the goddamn government.

German’s [sic]. Comparison’s [sic]. The internet sure has made us smarter.

The problem is, you want them to live, but you don’t want them to suffer. My wife turned down experimental cancer treatments because while they might have extended her life by a few weeks, she would have had terrible side effects. She died in hospice, in comfort, like a human being.

Man, who would have thought that Merriam-Webster would be stone cold pwning Trump on the reg.

“Cum” for “come” is gross.

Chemistry.com

Lots.

Of course. Just be up front about it, and do lots of free things.

When you’re together don’t work. Enjoy your time.

I was a widower at 44 with an 11 year old kid, found future second wife online.