The problem is, you want them to live, but you don’t want them to suffer. My wife turned down experimental cancer treatments because while they might have extended her life by a few weeks, she would have had terrible side effects. She died in hospice, in comfort, like a human being.

Remember how 9/11 “truthers” couldn’t accept that buildings could pancake straight down like that, in an uncontrolled crash/demolition?

Bravo.

Man, who would have thought that Merriam-Webster would be stone cold pwning Trump on the reg.

“Cum” for “come” is gross.

Chemistry.com

Lots.

Of course. Just be up front about it, and do lots of free things.

When you’re together don’t work. Enjoy your time.

I was a widower at 44 with an 11 year old kid, found future second wife online.

What a good boy! I assume the cat clawed his eyes out...

You need to experience real tragedy, if you’re bawling about your goddamn name.

I think she meant “cunt-ry minute.”

Gross, unwashed motherfucker. Get your patchouli stink out of here! *clocks him with telephone*

Black tea but not green? Black tea is simply oxidized green tea. You sure about that one?

An adult that’s picky like a five year old? Yeah, not an adult, then.

Why can’t she attend the function, but just not eat that shit? I mean, is she wandering around blind stuffing things at random into her mouth? Why must all the guests be subjected to her dislikes?

I remember her. She had problems with gas and she wouldn’t budge in the morning until I came over and gave her a jump.

A++

Yo, ace, masturbation is a sin. The Old Testament and the New are pretty uncompromising on that. Jesus and St. Paul, as a matter of fact, really didn’t like the idea of sex, or women, at all. Finally, if you’re going to take the Bible’s advice about sex you’re going to need a red tent for your women to live in part of…