Yo, ace, masturbation is a sin. The Old Testament and the New are pretty uncompromising on that. Jesus and St. Paul, as a matter of fact, really didn’t like the idea of sex, or women, at all. Finally, if you’re going to take the Bible’s advice about sex you’re going to need a red tent for your women to live in part of…

Actually, it doesn’t appear that thinking is what’s happening here. More like “reacting” not thinking.

I just don’t understand and can’t get past.

As a Christian it’s a sin.

Women also think correct spelling is a sexy turn-on.

Man at the altar: “All I have to do is say ‘I do’ and I can have sex whenever I want.”

“Women stop wanting sex in a long-term relationship exactly because they don’t get an orgasm every time.”

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How can you garnishee somebody’s wages at will? Don’t you need a court order?

Your reasoning is childish and stupid. The pope needs to live in an echo chamber? He’s so uneducated he’s never read MLK and can’t appreciate him cause he’s not Catholic? You’re fucking joking, right?

Canonical. Canon is a noun.

WHEN IN DOUBT, DO NOTHING!!!

No that’s his actual title, not something we just made up.

He’s right, though.

So much for “Lafeyette, we are here.”

Meh, DeGaulle, now, he had le nez.

Who gives a shit. He’s an adult.

Holy shit no fucking way.

So you don’t think the joke was the impersonation of the alt-Right? Like, that was the whole goddamn point of the joke.

Confirmed.