Can some world leader please do the “too slow” fake handshake, where they whip the hand away and smooth their hair? That would be sweet.

You’re about as good at this as Trump is at shaking hands.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Maybe you could read about his history as a landlord.

Lolwut.

So what was the burn that preceded this photo?

Your handle. Can’t stop laughing.

Outstanding.

This is not to say that he should never just haul off and kick you in the nuts.

Dogs are never punishment. Talk about an altered state of mind.

Boy it would suck if Sean Hannity fell down some stairs onto a pile of crocodiles...

God, that was beautifully done.

Why is leaking to the press appalling, but leaking to the Russians totally fine?

Flaying alive with a bamboo scalpel is too good for that sack of shit.

Region 1 is a nice touch.

No, we live with your unsubtle stupidity. Had they visited an imam in SA, the women would be covered. Think harder, brah.

Yeah, that Raphael on the wall really spells whorehouse, no?

Except that’s demonstrably false. Life is easy when you embrace not knowing things, huh?

Meeting Saudi princes in a government building does not equal meeting a religious leader in a church building. They didn’t take their shoes off for the Saudis, but you bet they would have in a mosque, and rightly so.

He’s Argentinian.