More Ted Koppel. A real journalist and interviewer.

That made me laugh out loud. Well done.

Or up in?

Man, I can never seem to fall ass backward into money. What am I doing wrong?

Actually Obama pussed out and only got back in the game when Pelosi told him to man up.

Maybe in the next world...

Every Dem would be on board, though.

Best thing I’ve read all weekend. Please keep the misery coming.

Really? The most profitable, biggest, deepest pocketed companies maybe get too many tax breaks? Think so? It’s laughable that you think investment in renewables is higher. Why not a pipeline length of charging stations? That might have an impact.

Solar panels won’t be cheaper without a lot more development, which we won’t prioritize until gas is more expensive.

But not Trump’s. Oh no.

Counterpoint: adding infrastructure means marrying it. It’s like healthcare: once it’s in place, it’s impossible to dislodge it. The way to reduce your use of X is to stop adding more of it to the equation. If oil remains dirt cheap, we’ll never go elsewhere, until the oil runs out, then we’ll be fucked because we…

No way the Senate would confirm their all time most despised member.

Irony perception fail. People believe anything now because Jesus is Donald Trump really the fucking president of the United States? Fuck.

“Yeah. That’s what I was. And before that I was a judge of the Miss America pagent, yeah, and and all the girls slept with me afterward, yeah, but I had to cut it short because the Bat lamp was lit over in Gotham City, yeah...”

I dunno, his hair is thinning. Clearly.

The foreskin is not analogous to a hymen, and it can’t truly be undone, only simulated. They don’t give you a new foreskin in that surgery.

Try pronouncing the word “magnetic”. Figure out where the accent goes yet? Your notion is baseless and idiotic.

“America expects every congressman to do his duty.”