“You’re so next!”

I’ve watched Jedi high on weed. We couldn’t handle the chase through the forest on those hoverbuggies, or whatever. We were screaming “ooohhh fuuuckk watch ooouutttt!!!!” and holding our skulls.

The best flavors.

This man is ecstatic when any woman deigns to share her genitalia with him; I’m not fussy.

It’s a pumped, roided-up, shaved chest bro culture trope to consider hair-free to be of self-respect. Because these poisonously insecure dudes need to tell themselves that that’s what they’ve got — massive self-respect. Pathetic.

Yes, it does. Go find me bald human genitalia in nature. Come back and tell me the ages of the humans. I’ll wait right here.

What, is goatse gone from the internet, or something? Did we come around in a circle and arrive back at the dawn of time?

So Cleveland Steamers, etc, are too pedestrian, right?

I tell the dog to go lick his balls somewhere else.

You can’t get a fucking neck tattoo...

“A story told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

$20 billion is not a lot for landing a man on Mars.

President Tang, indeed.

Right the women who made this video are probably evangelical conservatives. Jesus take a pill.

Urine is sterile.

A cunt punch, if I’m not mistaken.

He declared bankruptcy six times. He underperformed the stock market. He lost money on fucking casinos. Yeah, he’s a genius. Your kind of genius, genius.

Wow. How was the divorce settlement?

Why would Putin want to go east-west in that bitter shriveled troll?

Jamie Gorelick was a lawyer in some capacity in the Clinton administration. She’s whoring herself out for Ivanka Trump now? God, Washington is corrupt.