“Yeah. That’s what I was. And before that I was a judge of the Miss America pagent, yeah, and and all the girls slept with me afterward, yeah, but I had to cut it short because the Bat lamp was lit over in Gotham City, yeah...”

I dunno, his hair is thinning. Clearly.

The foreskin is not analogous to a hymen, and it can’t truly be undone, only simulated. They don’t give you a new foreskin in that surgery.

Try pronouncing the word “magnetic”. Figure out where the accent goes yet? Your notion is baseless and idiotic.

“America expects every congressman to do his duty.”

“You’re so next!”

I’ve watched Jedi high on weed. We couldn’t handle the chase through the forest on those hoverbuggies, or whatever. We were screaming “ooohhh fuuuckk watch ooouutttt!!!!” and holding our skulls.

The best flavors.

This man is ecstatic when any woman deigns to share her genitalia with him; I’m not fussy.

It’s a pumped, roided-up, shaved chest bro culture trope to consider hair-free to be of self-respect. Because these poisonously insecure dudes need to tell themselves that that’s what they’ve got — massive self-respect. Pathetic.

Yes, it does. Go find me bald human genitalia in nature. Come back and tell me the ages of the humans. I’ll wait right here.

What, is goatse gone from the internet, or something? Did we come around in a circle and arrive back at the dawn of time?

So Cleveland Steamers, etc, are too pedestrian, right?

I tell the dog to go lick his balls somewhere else.

You can’t get a fucking neck tattoo...

“A story told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

$20 billion is not a lot for landing a man on Mars.

President Tang, indeed.

Right the women who made this video are probably evangelical conservatives. Jesus take a pill.