Urine is sterile.
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A cunt punch, if I’m not mistaken.
He declared bankruptcy six times. He underperformed the stock market. He lost money on fucking casinos. Yeah, he’s a genius. Your kind of genius, genius.
Wow. How was the divorce settlement?
Why would Putin want to go east-west in that bitter shriveled troll?
Jamie Gorelick was a lawyer in some capacity in the Clinton administration. She’s whoring herself out for Ivanka Trump now? God, Washington is corrupt.
“My husband’s blue balls are this big...”
Goya, dipshit.
I believe Onanism is verboten, but as a gymnastics exercise, I’m all for it.
I’m not a lawyer, but I think the Supreme Court has interpreted this broadly to mean the gubmint at large, no?
Canonical. Canon is a noun. And the definition of apocrypha depends on who you’re talking to.
I wish He’d smite the hell out of those who lately consider themselves His real chosen people. Ammonites, Hittites, Philistines, Laestrygonians, whoever...
Every month, as much as you can afford:
What do his wife and daughters say about this shit?
But Bush was more fun to have a beer with. But her emails...
Eewww, corporate earnings estimate. Gross.
Who fucked your coworker over? You?
That’s illegal. HIIPA, for one.
Just lie. Fuck them.