Urine is sterile.

A cunt punch, if I’m not mistaken.

He declared bankruptcy six times. He underperformed the stock market. He lost money on fucking casinos. Yeah, he’s a genius. Your kind of genius, genius.

Wow. How was the divorce settlement?

Why would Putin want to go east-west in that bitter shriveled troll?

Jamie Gorelick was a lawyer in some capacity in the Clinton administration. She’s whoring herself out for Ivanka Trump now? God, Washington is corrupt.

“My husband’s blue balls are this big...”

These people think Catholics are part of the Illuminati. Only fundamentalist Christians are actually Christian, duh.

Answer: all disc shaped, not spheres. Next!

Fluoridation is a communist plot to steal our precious bodily fluids. — John Birch Society.

Staffed, even today, by Nazis. Though that would fit right in with the Trump organization.

“Nobody’s been to the edge” because there’s an ice wall, and nobody’s been to the ice wall, because the military keeps you away, and if you take a picture of it, they confiscate your camera.

Those are fish eye lenses. All of them. I quote verbatim. Don’t bother trying to show them your GoPro camera.

These people claim that the entire space program is fake, maintained as a way to skim off tax dollars. Why we’d funnel tax money through an open program, where they then have to fake the data, rather than just give money to defense contractors, where it’s already hidden, is beyond me.

Some reason == The Bible.

You’re blocked from jumping off by the ice wall, moran.

These people will tell you that all photos taken from weather balloons with go-pro cameras use “fish eye lenses.” Indeed, they claim that all go-pro cameras contain only fish eye lenses.

The answer: there is a secret cabal interested in hiding the fact that Antarctica is actually the garden of Eden, a paradise. It’s protected from discovery by the “ice wall” that surrounds the circular, flat earth; on the other side of that ice wall lies paradise, or oil reserves, or gold, or, I shit you not, “really…

These people will tell you that the moon is a flat disc, like earth. They don’t believe libration exists, and they claim that the circular shadow cast on the moon in a lunar eclipse, which would otherwise prove the earth to be spherical, is caused by “an anti-moon,” not the earth. They are impenetrable.

Many of these people (and I know from direct testimony) claim that all telescope photos “are fake”, and, when offered a chance to look through a backyard telescope, claim “all telescopes are fake.” They don’t offer any explanation for how you “fake” a telescope.