You should suck it up because statistically you’re no different than your peers. You are not in fact disadvantaged disproportionately. It averages out.

Riiight. One does not entail the other. Got it. By the way, you were born yesterday.

I would feel perfectly justified in lying my fucking ass off.

“Swept off her feet” by Gene Simmons?? She was high...

*holds up lit cigarette lighter*

Remember when that was the worst America got? We’d kill to be back in that paradise.

It wouldn’t stand alone.

It’s behind a paywall. What the fuck happened?

This will kill the drug pipeline. Absolutely kill it. And will lead to a scientific brain drain. America truly will be the third world at that point.

As a former Detroit resident, let me ask you: ever lived in Detroit? If not, STFU, you know nothing.

“I’m angry that Democrats engaged in X amount of corporate welfare. To show my anger, I’ll vote for the party which engaged in X^10 amount of corporate welfare.” You’re smart.

A single F-35 costs more than the total spent on CPB for a year.

And you wish you would die...

It’s pretty much a fact that the only drug whose withdrawals can actually kill you is alcohol.

You know, you spoil the effect with this /s bullshit. Humor can be dry, you know, you don’t need to nudge people in the ribs all the time.

Look, it’s a shite state of affairs, and all the fresh air in the world isn’t going to make it better....

God bless you.

That tiger totally dunked on that guy.

Let them die...

Yep. With a little dog, so long as it’s not your face, you’ll be fine.