At the risk of being told I’m an idiot (I’ll own it), why is there an article below my article? Is this place becoming Slate, now?

With that attitude, we’d still believe the earth was 6000 years old, and Adam rode dinosaurs. But by all means, protect the “sacred line.” You’re dead, moran. Give your body to science.

I bet you think they didn’t bathe, either.

I want ONE page per article, dammit. I want to easily hit the “Ctrl+End” buttons or “Cmd+Down” buttons to get to the comments.

Goya, dipshit.

Because https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg_Rally

I believe Onanism is verboten, but as a gymnastics exercise, I’m all for it.

I’m not a lawyer, but I think the Supreme Court has interpreted this broadly to mean the gubmint at large, no?

Canonical. Canon is a noun. And the definition of apocrypha depends on who you’re talking to.

I wish He’d smite the hell out of those who lately consider themselves His real chosen people. Ammonites, Hittites, Philistines, Laestrygonians, whoever...

Every month, as much as you can afford:

What do his wife and daughters say about this shit?

But Bush was more fun to have a beer with. But her emails...

Eewww, corporate earnings estimate. Gross.

Who fucked your coworker over? You?

That’s illegal. HIIPA, for one.

Just lie. Fuck them.

You should suck it up because statistically you’re no different than your peers. You are not in fact disadvantaged disproportionately. It averages out.

Riiight. One does not entail the other. Got it. By the way, you were born yesterday.

I would feel perfectly justified in lying my fucking ass off.