“Swept off her feet” by Gene Simmons?? She was high...

*holds up lit cigarette lighter*

Remember when that was the worst America got? We’d kill to be back in that paradise.

It wouldn’t stand alone.

It’s behind a paywall. What the fuck happened?

The rich get cancer and heart disease too, you know. And there’s fuck all their money can do about it, once the pipeline dries up. You’d think they would understand that.

It’s not as if Americans are unable to intelligently respond to bullshit — The Daily Show can do it, why can’t our professional journalists?

So long as he spares White Castle (I’m from the midwest — do they have White Castles in NJ?)

Nope. Look at the press his “business deals” get. Things he claims as victory.

This isn’t mostly harmless. Look at what we look like on the world stage. What happens when Trump alleges China’s done X, and there’s no way to independently verify it?

Boy, he really has some ill-fitting clothes. Like master, like lackey. I think Melissa McCarthy’s “Spicey” clothes fit her better.

This will kill the drug pipeline. Absolutely kill it. And will lead to a scientific brain drain. America truly will be the third world at that point.

As a former Detroit resident, let me ask you: ever lived in Detroit? If not, STFU, you know nothing.

“I’m angry that Democrats engaged in X amount of corporate welfare. To show my anger, I’ll vote for the party which engaged in X^10 amount of corporate welfare.” You’re smart.

A single F-35 costs more than the total spent on CPB for a year.

And you wish you would die...

It’s pretty much a fact that the only drug whose withdrawals can actually kill you is alcohol.

Because Florida jury. And Peter Thiel. Not in the real world we used to inhabit.

Because it showed Floridians doing Florida things? Nobody in the comments objected to the surveillance cam of the naked woman trashing a McDonalds (while sucking from the ice cream machine), yet I doubt that was authorized.

I don’t think it was “ok” to everybody at Gawker. I think the writers objected to taking it down once it was out there, but I don’t know if all the writers would have been for putting it up in the first place. But I could be wrong.