You know, you spoil the effect with this /s bullshit. Humor can be dry, you know, you don’t need to nudge people in the ribs all the time.

Look, it’s a shite state of affairs, and all the fresh air in the world isn’t going to make it better....

God bless you.

That tiger totally dunked on that guy.

Let them die...

Yep. With a little dog, so long as it’s not your face, you’ll be fine.

Little dogs...

Yep. Any dog can attack at one time or another, and only later will the owner discover that it’s cancer, epilepsy, thyroid — something that just showed up at that time. And dogs with high prey drive WILL attack sooner or later. Expecting them not to is like expecting a cat not to chase a mouse.

As a long term dog owner with highly trained dogs, your assumption about toddlers being safe is waaayyy misguided. Aggression is aggression. If your dog shows it around your house or with adults, it’s only a matter of time before it bites a little kid. You will be shocked when it happens and unable to determine what…

This is also true if you’re attacked by chariots...

You know, you can easily train out that jumping up on you/strangers.

All of them are mourning their dead children, killed by playing with their fucking handgun.

Yes, arming eight year olds is what we need to do. No eight year old ever killed himself with a handgun. Good plan.

There’s no evidence that spankings equate with less crime. Only in your head.

Well, you’ve seen the kind of shit we do in the US, right? That’s the least of our fucking problems...

And drawing on the guy leaves you just as dead. But your kids won’t have to mourn for you, because they will have accidentally shot each other with your fucking gun at home.

His music was the real crime.

Didn’t you see that the cop’s lights were already on? The traffic was moving maybe five mph. Nobody had to brake.

That was bullshit. The space was wide open, and there’s no reason not to get in it. It sure didn’t look like anybody had to panic brake behind him.

Possibly too soon.