Well qualified leasees can put it all on the credit card.

Why do these always sound like smug diet articles. Except instead of “Losing weight is easy just eat less and exercise more”, it’s “Being frugal is easy, just spend less and earn more”.

So, didn’t even run when parked?

Put mayo on the outside of your grilled cheese. Trust me.

Wasn’t this an episode of Stargate?

Seek immediate paleontology help if your erection should last longer than 99 million years.

If it’s Boeing, I’m not going.

I’m not sure that’s the right place to stand.

British Geniuses, is there any other kind?

Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!

If you buy something, buy it because you like it.

Phoenix AZ. I mean why is it there?

Hang on, it’s a little misty I better put my foggies on.

Pfft sub 10 minutes is easy now the whole route is fully paved.

What Homer wants, Homer gets...

VW designs an electric microbus?

I see your “Dune” reference and raise you “I, Claudius” and present Sejanus in 1976

It’s the same culture problem GM had in relation to the ignition switches. An engineer changed a drawing without telling anyone because to admit he had made or found a mistake would be bad, better just cover it up and hope no one notices.

I once saw someone using their blinkers to indicate which way they were turning! I was shocked, shocked I say!

Isn’t starting for the Browns punishment enough?